Ginger!!! That is the most entertaining and erotic hair in the butt crack story I've ever read. When I saw the title I was like hmmm wonder what this is about? To my surprise it was about follicles caught in the chasm of your ass. ( I wanted to say big ass but I was too chicken).😂

I have an exclusive story that I've never told privately or publicly. I thought I would go to heaven with this one. Here it is though.

I think this was the late 90s when I had my first apartment. Well I had this beautiful but quirky blonde neighbor that lived over top of me. She saw me one day and left a little note under my door with her number. We become friends and hung out with each other. We would even spend the night over each others house and cuddle all night.

Did we? Actually no. She was very attractive too but we never crossed those lines. I admit I was definitely was that friend zone guy that women felt safe and not pressured with. I'm laid back and allow things to happen organically. Outside of that friendship? Oh I was getting it in ( wink, you know what I mean)

So one morning I go home to my apt after spending the night with her and come to find out I had this long blonde single hair lodged in the depths of my man cave. Like WTF? Does this thing end?? Who is she Rapunzel? 😂

I didn't get any booty but her hair did. You're welcome Goldilock.

The end.